If Dolphins were monkeys they'd swim in the trees...
It’s a little known fact that dolphins were monkeys that didn’t like the land, little known to everyone except Ian Brown ....and now you.
Dolphins’s are regarded as incredibly clever mammals and I’m sure that if they were ever to take an interest in trees, forests and forestry they would insist on the very best equipment that they could get their little flippers into.

You are not a dolphin.
You are blessed with wisdom and feet that could fit snugly into a pair of Haix chainsaw boots, the best chainsaw boots available on dry land...or wet land.
We at Brix Workwear, Monaghan’s fourth largest workstore ,are proud stockists of Haix chainsaw boots. We offer an unrivalled range and a 2 year guarantee.
To celebrate your two wonderful feet and our ability to protect them we are offering you the chance today to win either a pair of Haix chainsaw boots or
for the city slickers among you, a pair of Asics trainers.
Simply answer these two questions :
1. How many haix chainsaw boots styles do we stock ?
2. What would b eth efirst thing you'd chop down wearing your chainsaw boots ?
Cheers,
Paul
P.S. Today I'm listening to the inspiration for today's blog, Mr. Ian Brown's wonderful Dolphins were Monkeys