The great workwear conspiracy......

This is just a short blog today, ( BOOOO!). The reasons for this are :

1. I got up late and didn't have it ready on time.

2. It's Friday afternoon and I am under real pressure to leave early and save my marriage by mowing the lawn.

3. Great forces within the workwear industry are conspiring on a cross continental level to keep the truth from me and bty default you !

Only one of the above statements is false.

Please, please keep an eye out for next weeks blog/newsletter/inate rambling where I will disclose a conspiracy that involves, but is not limited to :

Caterpillar , Ford Motor Company, Hi-Tec, Santa Fe, Patrick Kavanagh, Carhartt, Portwest , Hyundai, Buddhism, The Louisiana Purchase and Monaghan.

You will be shocked, amazed, frightened and then mildly amused.

Until then I will simply make you aware of this ridiculously low priced offer that we are running for the wonderful Lee Cooper work trouser as outlined below :

How can we possibly afford to offer such amaxing value ? Have we no grasp of economics ? Did we simply buy too many in the first place ? You decide. So until next week, unless one of the paries involved in the great workwear conspiracy get to me first....

Cheers,

Paul

P.S. Today I'm listening to Edie Brikell and the new Bohemians and the simply brilliant Good Times